Joke Of The Day

A bee flew into the bus and began buzzing menacingly against the window next to me and the man seated ahead of me. For several unnerving minutes I debated what I should do until my fellow passenger decided to dispatch the insect with the paperback book he'd been reading. After several unsuccessful swats, one blow hit its mark. "I'm glad you got it," I told the man.

He smiled sheepishly as he showed me the title of the book he had used: “Random Acts of Kindness.”

Bonus Joke:

The FDA announced that it has discovered a new viral infection that affects HoneyBees. The virus attacks the inner ear of the Bee, causing it to stagger in it's flight.

When the Bee attempts to land on a blossom, it misses and hits the petal instead. This violent contact with the plant results in the transfer of the virus from the Bee to the plant.

Once the plant is infected, it soon withers and dies.

The FDA has named this virus "The Blight of the Fumble Bee".

Extra Bonus Joke:

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment a bee flew in his window. The bee asked, "What seems to be the problem?"

The man replied, "I'm out of gas."

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later the man saw an entire swarm of bees fly to his car and into his gas tank. The bees then flew out. "Try it now," said one of the bees. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "WOW!" the man exclaimed,

"What did you put in my gas tank?"

The bee answered, "BP."

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